
Why do you think religion has caused so much turmoil in the world?
I think religion has caused so much turmoil in the world because people don’t like to be told they are wrong about what they believe. Therefore, they go out and kill everyone who challenges them. Makes total sense right? We are all looking at the same sun through different windows.
Who is your favorite author and why?
My favorite author is Khalil Gibran. I think that he really understood what it was to be a good person, and he tried to teach people in the easiest way possible.
What is the single most regrettable decision you have ever made?
My most regrettable decision was dropping out of high school.
What is your definition of happiness?
That’s a rather loaded question. Let’s see, I’m happy when I’m outdoors doing something fun. I’m happy when I’m at home with my dogs playing video games. I’m happy when I’m spending a nice day with my parents. I’m happy when I’m working. I’m happy when I’m making schweet love to a beautiful lady-friend. I’m happy when I’m killing hippies … I mean … ummmm … when I’m planting trees and driving a Prius. I’m kinda happy a lot of the time.
You can choose five people, dead or alive, to have dinner with. Who would they be and why?
My Dad, Freddy Mercury, Eisenhower, Einstein and Bill Hicks.
Define love in as few words as possible.
Boning!
What do you fear most?
Spiders and dying in a plane crash
Favorite quote?
Keep calm and carry on.
Do you think there is life on other planets?
Yes.
What do you consider America’s biggest threat?
I think America’s biggest threat is America itself.
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